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Q: What is Purple and goes Slam, Slam, Slam, Slam?
A: A Four Door Grape

Q: What happens when you toss a Blue Rock into a Red River?
A: It Gets Wet

Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A zebra playing with razor blades

Q: Why do farmers place bells onto cows?
A: Because their horns do not work

Q: Why couldn’t the kids see the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated “ARRRRRRRRRGH”

Q: Where do military leaders keep their armies?
A: In their sleeves

Q: What are vegetables known as in math class?
A: Square Roots

Q: What are they called when two spiders get married?
A: Newlywebs

Q: What is red and green and travels over 100 mph?
A: A frog in a blender

Q: What is green and can be found at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Moby Dill

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