Top 10 Lame Jokes to Impress your Friends and Coworkers
May 19, 2007 8:26 pm HumorAre you looking for a witty one liner, silly joke to show people just what kind of varied sense of humor you can have?
Q: What is Purple and goes Slam, Slam, Slam, Slam?
A: A Four Door Grape
Q: What happens when you toss a Blue Rock into a Red River?
A: It Gets Wet
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A zebra playing with razor blades
Q: Why do farmers place bells onto cows?
A: Because their horns do not work
Q: Why couldn’t the kids see the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated “ARRRRRRRRRGH”
Q: Where do military leaders keep their armies?
A: In their sleeves
Q: What are vegetables known as in math class?
A: Square Roots
Q: What are they called when two spiders get married?
A: Newlywebs
Q: What is red and green and travels over 100 mph?
A: A frog in a blender
Q: What is green and can be found at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Moby Dill
May 29th, 2009 at 9:42 am
NOT GOD
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:41 pm
these are awful!
September 25th, 2009 at 3:23 am
Uve got the top 10 lamest jokes right there
January 4th, 2010 at 4:17 am
homosandwich
January 26th, 2010 at 10:35 am
what is a chavs worse day?
fathers day
harharhar
February 14th, 2010 at 1:52 am
BEST JOKES EVER <3
February 28th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
what’s brown and sticky?
A stick
February 28th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
A termite walks into a bar and says
“Is the Bar Tender here?”
April 24th, 2010 at 12:11 am
these jokes suck!! gah
July 6th, 2010 at 2:48 am
these jokes r awesome lol