Top 10 Simple Practical Jokes to Play on Unsuspecting People
May 19, 2007 8:26 pm HumorWARNING: Your potential victims may not find these pranks as funny as you may think, choose your victims carefully.
10. “Kick Me”
Place a kick me sign on the back of someone and watch them get kicked.
9. “Automatic Door”
Place an automatic door sign on a regular door and watch people try to walk through and smash into the regular door.
Make sure that the door is not too obvious to be a regular door. Preferably use a door that is made mostly of glass, as that is what most automatic doors look like.
8. “Thank You”
If your victim gets drunk often or has a short attention span, leave a thank you note saying something like “I had a great time last night” or “Call me soon again”. Your victim should wake up the next morning confused and nervous.
7. “Do NOT Touch”
Just place a do not touch sign near something that you want people to touch, you will be surprised at how many people actually touch it.
6. “Enter & Exit”
Swap the “enter” and “exit” signs of a store and watch how many people follow the signs and look foolish went going the wrong way.
It may be a good idea to get the permission of whichever stores’ manager so you do not get in trouble with the law, unless this is not a public prank.
5. “Wrong Subscription”
Place a magazine or mail subscription in the name of whoever you plan on pulling the prank.
You could choose something funny such as a playboy subscription to a female roommate, or sending a home decorating magazine to your grandparents.
4. “Remote Control”
If you want to fool with someone’s television, purchase a Universal Remote and perform various actions such as changing the channel or turning the television off as your victim watching it wonders what is going on.
3. “Drive Through”
What to do is place a fairly large order at a drive through, then pull out of the drive and watch the person behind you receive all kinds of food they did not order.
2. “Fax Machine”
Place an “in” sign right above the paper shredder at work and have coworkers think it is the fax machine.
1. “Bottle Swap”
This cruel prank can be used with many bottles of varying substances. Take one bottle’s ingredients and swap it with another with similar properties.
An effective example could be swapping Nair hair removal into a bottle labeled as shampoo.
August 7th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
this is body stupid….you call this humorous?!?
absolutely pathetic jokes……..
August 7th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
They’re suppose to be stupid… they are practical jokes.
March 9th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I thought these were pretty funny - certainly given me some ideas
April 15th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
OK the “bottle swap” is just mean! hahahaa
I work at a pool and we talked about how cruel that would be to exchange the communal shampoo container with some BLEACH or something SKETCHY!!!
October 29th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
this is just cruel think of how bad you could screw up someones life with a whole bunch of little twisted practicle jokes….they could go completely insane. (sigh)
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:27 pm
These are so Funny! Im on spring break and now i know what im gonna do this week! Automatic door will be the first one!
August 10th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
The ‘Kick Me’ joke is a classic, but the person that’s going to get kicked won’t be to happy.
If you want some practical joke idea’s, watch the tv show JACKASS. You like one of the pranks?, just dull it down to a beginners level so it doesn’t hurt anybody.(By hurt i mean like broken bones, if they scream thats good to. it’s not funny unless they get hurt, but on a certain level.)
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June 19th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
That last one was the most vicious!!! If someone ever did that to me I would hurt them so bad but they would have to live and be tortured for the rest of their lives. If I kill them that would be taking the easy way out, they would have to suffer the same way they made me suffer. I would have to hate somebody to do something like that to a person, that is horrible I cant even think about it.
July 12th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Pull string fire crackers are hillarious to play with; Taking a piece of clear tape and putting it over the lid of a canned drink is funny; Getting seran wrap and placing it PERFECTLY on a toilet seat is freaking great; Going to walmart with peanut better in my extra pair of underwear i had one, looking at people, and pulling it out of “my ass” and making them think it was shit…. that was PRICELESS