Top 10 Worst State Mottos

9:32 pm Humor

Here is my funny list of State Mottos. To my knowledge, no states have chosen to adopt them yet:

10. Oregon
We are not California’s Canada, we are Washington’s Mexico

9. Washington
Come and see our pointy object (the Space needle)

8. Florida
America’s Wang

7. Louisiana
We keep surviving Hurricane attacks

6. California
Even we don’t know where we are from (we’re to busy smoking pot)

5. Wisconsin
We cut the cheese; and drank all the beer

4. Missouri
No, McDonald’s hasn’t bought our Arch

3. New Mexico
Not just younger than Mexico, but we’re also an improved version

2. Alabama
Three million people, thirty last names

1. Rhode Island
OK, we aren’t exactly an “Island”

9 Responses to “Top 10 Worst State Mottos”

  1. dididiva Says:

    i hate the new mexico motto!!!!!guess what!! I’M MEXICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. phil Says:

    10 Mexico: you’ve guessed it no Mexicans

    9 New York: for future time travellers New New York

    8 Florida: the cheating state

    7 Alaska: sun sand and surf

    6 Texas: visit our capitol stone cold steve austin

    5 Colorado: yes south park is 2d

    4 California: see San Diego get eating by dinosaurs

    3 Mississippi: just you try and spell it

    2 Kansas: right next to oz

    1 Alabama: incest is a birth right

  3. KJ Says:

    I live in Texas. Texas’ motto is” “Don’t Mess with Texas!”

    My motto is: “Texas messed with me first!”

  4. HanClinto Says:

    w00t w00t! Oklahoma represent! Don’t mess with the great plains states. We’re bored and ready for anything.

  5. Chelsea Says:

    Omg u stupid Mexican. That’s like someone saying to me “Spanish people suck at oragami” and me freaking out and saying omg u dumb bitch I’m Spanish!!!

  6. niece Says:

    chelsea is a racist bitch

  7. niece Says:

    if she’s stupid it’s because she’s stupid not because she’s mexican

  8. ~Jona~ Says:

    Omg i love the Washington one gosh lol love it

  9. sangvo Says:

    welcome to washington we hate you
    washington:well um we a have cofee

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